don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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