I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
