He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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