I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
You smell like stripper and shame
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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