your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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