He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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