is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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