How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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