How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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