Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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