Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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