Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
how drunk are you?
Several
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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