I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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