Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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