Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize