They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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