They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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