just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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