im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
