i don't plan on having that self control this summer
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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