haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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