If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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