She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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