Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I AM VODKA MAN
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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