Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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