it wasn't lemon gatorade
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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