What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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