At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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