I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
