Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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