If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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