Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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