"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
There are leaves in my underwear?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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