Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize