when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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