this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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