ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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