hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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