I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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