He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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