im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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