I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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