I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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