absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
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