I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Randomize
