She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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Uncircumcised bitch
Did she use her baby voice to talk to the cute wittle sealy wealy?
Aww cute. Uncut, but cute.
bahahahahaaa...what you wanna hear is " it looked like monstro commin after Pinocchio's raft"
Hahahahahahahahaha... Sorry...
Then she clubbed it.
Alcohol can distort depth perception.
Un sir come size, duh
And did it?
It's because she wanted to beat it. \n\nPossibly with club, but still.
Uncircumcised?
That sucks...
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