Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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