oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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