Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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