CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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