So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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