I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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