So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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