it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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