Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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its like you know when i get waxed
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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