It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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