Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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