So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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